20 Funny Birthday Sayings

Sometimes, serious just isn't the way to go, so why not go a different way with your birthday message.  Making someone laugh on their birthday is definately an awesome birthday gift! Find that perfect birthday saying or find ideas to inspire the perfect birthday message below written for you by Julie Hebert.


  1. Hard to believe it's your birthday again. Those numbers just keep on getting bigger and bigger!

  2. Its always nice to know you will always be older than me. I'll try to not let it go to my head!

  3. I was going to give you a cake for your birthday, but realized I would be starting a forest fire when I lite the candles.  So I changed my mind!

  4. I love the saying, "it's the thought that counts", this way I get to think of the perfect gift and don't have to buy it for you!

  5. Its funny how some people need a birthday weekend to celebrate their birthday.  When you get as old as we are, you just need a few hours!

  6. You know you should really start celebrating your birthdays! Its a proven fact that birthday are good for you!  The more you have the longer you live!

  7. Have you ever noticed that men don't ever seem to grow up.  Every birthday is llike having another child being spoiled for the day.

  8. You are one of the wisest people I know.  Must be all those years adding up!

  9. Celebrate till the cows come home!  You aren't in the pastures yet.

  10. Thanks for the invitation, I came for the cake!

  11. You know when you are getting old when everything hurts and we laugh instead of crying!

  12. If I'm old, what does that make you...ancient?

  13. I don't know about you, but I love growing up.  Its the getting old part I could do without!

  14. Why did we spend so much time as a child trying to grow up, when all we do now is try to feel younger?

  15. When we were kids birthday parties were always so much fun.  Now they consist of stories of when we were young!

  16. The awesome thing about having a cake with so many candles on it? When you make a wish, you'll get to make another and another and another!  There's no way you'll be able to blow out all of those candles at once!

  17. How on earth did you reach this age!  Its like you blinked and you where 50!

  18. I made you a birthday cake, but on the way over I got hungry and ate it!  I'll make you another for your next birthday!  The way things are going, we'll be celebrating that one soon enough!

  19. I've always wondered, why does time have to fly when we're having fun!  It should go slow so we can enjoy it!

  20. Its always lovely when I get to wish you Happy Birthday on another year achieved! Good job and way to go, you've done it!


We hope you have enjoyed our Funny Birthday Sayings and find them useful for your upcoming birthday card.  If you are looking for additional funny things to put in a card  take a look at these:

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